8. Berlin Night Express [6:40]

For the EuroSpy who doesn't like to fly there's only one high-speed getaway plan worth considering. If Agatha Christie were writing today surely she'd have to put Poirot on the night express to Berlin, little grey cells on overload firing in time to the chugga-chugga pulse of the rocket-train. He'd better watch out though, 'cos James Bond and Miss World are shagging like rabbits in the next sleeper.

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