5. A Lifeboat, Tallulah and Me [5:00]

Imagine being cut adrift on the sea, floating lazily and facing the haughty Ms Bankhead who thinks she would be better off somewhere else?

One of our more 'imaginary movie' soundtrack efforts this, with the crying of the gulls, the waves, the solitude and the endless acres of nothing between you and anyone else...aside from the rather aloof starlet you're not even sure exists.

One aside: this piece of music contains four musical (or audio) jokes which no one has managed to catch onto yet. We should offer a prize for anyone who is able to get it.

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